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How better to say it than in our own words:
MW3...then VL...then BTU...then SmackDown...then forum raids which led to the 11-21-01 brigade (Luci, DP, MG and myself who are currently present and known to you all).
I discovered WWars, which was a fertile ground for trolling up Eurotards, and dragged Luci, MG, DP, FlyinS, Fear, Strykker and company over to, and thus the Rainbow LLamas were formed (Thank Luci for our moniker, folks)
Then we found Dark Wars....got tired of it, and kinda spread out a bit....then there was the dark days at MekTek where we "tried" to suffer the Mech Packs....and instead got caught up in the douchetardery over there (aka, BuzzLightBeer and Gwars).
KoL, RoP and finally AstroEmpires (another fertile ground for farming Eurotards), thanks to MG..."
Ummm...I started playing Mech3 which turned into Mech4. Lead a guild in the Mechwarrior Vengeance League (VL) and decided I better check out the forum...I started off all prim and proper and being nice and shit (that is where I "met" MG.
Someone trolled the link to the ODL smackdown forum. (I met Prom and DP there, as well as my Sensei ...Nimrod along with many other legendary flammers and fuck ups.) I spent about an hour there and went back to the VL forum talking about how fucked up the ODL-Smackdown forum was...but I kept going back. That was my down fall.
I ended up running "Other" which was a non-official VL forum and hosting "Luci's Wild Ass Flame War". I believe both Prom and MG were winners at least once.
From then on out it was a constant stream of I.P. bans (stopped counting at 12), threats of getting my VL account locked, forum raids, cow bombs and IMs from Admins threating account deletes, guild deletes, lawsuits, etc. I was accused of hacking 2 guild forums, the VL forum... twice, 2 Eazyboards and the ODL forum... that one got me yet another threat of a lawsuit even though everyone knew who did it. FFS...I couldn't hack my way out of a wet paper bag with a box knife...but I digest. <---idiot, from spin
Forge got a couple of us to play KOL...got banned from RoF the first day. I kinda stayed away from forums and online games for awhile, but Prom and MG conned me into signing up for RoP (Pants banned me 3 times and Prom once)
XFracture sent me a link to AE... went to that forum...got a 6 month I.P. ban the first day....the rest is a tangled web of Fatty stories and nut pix."
"I fought the Llamas, led by Prom, Luci, and Dratcuf/FlyinS, in Dark Wars. (Had heard of them and read their posts in World Wars, where Prom was known as Stankus Poofinger and Luci was Holy Ghost or HG.) Oz also fought them in Dark Wars, but he led a different team, although it was allied with mine against the Llamas one round.
Kaos, who was the one who told me about Dark Wars when World Wars ended, dragged me to KoL and even got me into the Llamas there but I only played about 2 days and I don't think I was even noticed.
And then years later Prom asked me to come play AE."
"I stumbled across Kingdom of Loathing by accident at work one day in 2004 and started playing it.
Once I found the Ring of Flame over there, I joined it, competed in the Mr Ring of Flame Competition and won in 2005.
Shortly after I was on one night when the EHOWA tards made a run at the place. Stankus Poofinger and I had some epic Flame battles. I ended up with the longest running sticky in their history over there and that's where I met Tracy as well.
Philanthropist (Callum aka Pants) and I were having a Skype convo one night and I suggested that he start a site of his own. Proms ended up being part of that incarnation and I moved over to RoP.
MG! suggested AE to all of us and I worked my way up from the newbiest of newbs to Diplo and then to leadership from there when MG left."
"I took a wrong turn at stoopid"
Yes we all came from FLAME Forums, armed with general fucktardery in disrupting the intardnets. Once we found the AE Forums, all of you bishes ended up being at our mercy. We make fun of each other for FUN and the rest of AE is littered with paramilitary, Renfair, Cosplaying, Rentbois, that are either living off the Euroteet or hiding from the sunlight, crouched in their Peanut Butter fortress while clad in Leopard Print Capes and Platform Boots, and awaiting Mom to call down the basement steps for them to take out the garbage.
|RL+13th||Mordor||Mordor asked to end war|
|RL||CMC||I don't even know who the Fook CMC is|
|RL||III/CoRM||We got Pounded|
|RL||Hordes/SGB/CoTD/ I forget Coalition||Finished them off in 5 days|
|RL||CoRM||We made big money while they blobbed|
|RL||Borg||We gave as good as we got|
|RL||NPO Coalition||White Peace|
|RL||AzTeC||Took a beating|
|RL||Borg II||It was over before the thing really got started|
|RL||UCorp||Pretty even since we gutted each other|
|RL||Ex,WG, B||I dunno, was there a winner?|
|RL+LPN||MIN/NPO||Won't these Butt Nuggets learn?|
You mess with us or our friends and you better come ready to fight.